Monday, July 27, 2009

Oh how I love the morning news...

So lately, being that I no longer have the ultimate pleasure of waking up at the ungodly hour of 5:30AM, I have been privy to the pleasure of the 7AM hour of two of the big three's cornerstone newscasts: CBS' "The Early Show", NBC's "Today". In the case of ABC's "Good Morning America" I have simply decided that I would rather not puke up my meager morning breakfast over the constant fake smiles of Diane Sawyer, the "I'm too cool for the room" ramblings of Chris Cuomo, and the "I don't need NFL Primetime" presence of Robin "should've stuck to sports" Roberts.

Anyways, while I have found that the venerable "Today" continues to hold its own, and that "The Early Show" seems to be a formidable alternative (as unadulterated garbage goes), I have found that they have done a FANTASTIC job in milking a story to its dying breath: The Death of Michael Jackson.

When I say "milk", I mean the cow's udders are squirting air. As in: there is nothing there.

For the last few mornings, it has been the lead story. The toxicology report. The crazy doc. The druggie patient, who just happens to be not only one of the world's greatest performers, but a rich-as-shit "alleged" pedophile, who "allegedly" had enough prescription drugs in his system, that he makes Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse look like minor weekend potheads. I mean, who the hell names their kid Blanket?

And it's the lead story. Every morning. Not the 9.5% unemployment rate (as of June 2009). Not Obama's idea to use health insurance to further turn the U.S. into a Socialist state. Not the continued debate in the Senate on the next justice to the Supreme Court, Sonia Sotomayor (because, let's be honest, her confirmation is inevitable - just give the GOP a bit more time to show off their extreme lack of influence in the Senate).

No, it is the latest updates on the custody discussion for the kids, complete with Matt Lauer throwing repeated softball questions to Katherine Jackson's lawyer, who was doing his best impression of Johnny Cochran. The latest run-ins with Debbie Rowe, who is sure to be the newest trailer-trash multi-millionaire by next week. The key interviews with Harvey Levin, of TMZ (because, of course, the former field reporter for The People's Court is DEFINITELY a credible source).

When all is said and done, it is clear what network TV has become. A farce. What happened to the days when the morning news, as well as news in general was relevant? Of course, I do understand the need to appease to advertisers, and put a popular product on display, but is this what American society has become? Pardon me for being a bit naive, but we, as a people look like veritable dunces!

'Here's a concept: dismiss such blithering garbage to the entertainment portion of the newscast. Hell, hire Harvey Levin as a consultant. Connect it to TMZ! Cross-advertise! But, please, don't turn such supermarket-tabloid blabber into hardcore, front-page news on a national morning newscast. You're making us (Americans) look dumb.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Introduction

Hello all:

I have decided that it is fine time to begin rambling to nobody in particular, after a near six-year hiatus. See, I used to own a fancy 'lil Xanga account around 2003, in which I lamented about the "horrors" of my social existence. The "horrors" dissipated. I stopped.

Now, thanks to a friend, I have rejoined the blogging community. My posts will reflect the inner working of my mind: incredibly disorganized.

Enjoy.